Bedtime with toddlers is something like a cross between a WWE wrestling match and a psychological chest game. Parent: suggests it's time for bed. Toddler: dives under the nearest furniture. Your move. Parent: catches a leg and pulls toddler back to starting position. Toddler: cries. Parent: walks crying child to the bathroom and readies toothbrush. Toddler: clinches mouth shut. Parent: forces child's lips apart and scrubs front teeth until child cries out and grants access to the molars. Toddler: Refuses to pee in the toilet. Parent: suggests child needs to wear a diaper tonight. Toddler: pees, runs naked back into the living room. Parent: chases child back to the bedroom. Toddler: Hides under the bed. Parent: chooses the wrong pajamas several times before choosing the right pajamas and coaxes child from under the bed. Wresting match ensues as pajamas are donned. Parent: "Pick a book." Toddler: searches for several minutes and ...